I have a problem.....a big one. There's this thing called Starbucks. Have you heard of it? Probably not, considering there are 19 different locations within a 5 mile radius of my house. (I wish I was joking..) You know you have problem when the baristas know your name.....and your favorite drink.....and your second favorite drink. Are you after the legendary "gold card"? Trust me, your addiction only gets worse after it arrives in the mail. You count every star you receive and expect your drink to be made right every time. You will also begin to play with the menu:
"Can I get a venti ice coffee with white mocha, nonfat milk, shaken not stirred?"
My name is Lauren and I have a problem.